fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

(via wholockian-at-hogwarts)

sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

(via joker-ace)

jaclcfrost:

people knowing that i’ve cried and people seeing me cry are two different things like i don’t care if people know i’ve cried because like everybody cries but when it comes to people actually being there and seeing me cry in the moment??? no. nope. nah. no thanks. i’m good. no thank you. let’s not

(via rivers-ng)

daeneryus:

one day sansa stark is gonna get pushed too far and she’s just gonna fucking lose her shit and start screaming and killing people and singing i’m not your toy by la roux and later surrounded by dead bodies she’s gonna compose herself and be like “i’m so sorry, that was very unladylike wasn’t it”

(via gonnaslapabitch)

jessi2222:

This speaks to me on so many levels

jessi2222:

This speaks to me on so many levels

(via kirhon)

"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic, via roseycheshire)

  • white people: this is SO spicy
  • me: it's water

deeeeaaan:

Game of Thrones Wedding Cake

oh yeah lets just have a game of thrones themed wedding

what can possibly go wrong?

(via ephemerayla)

elasticitymudflap:

it was 20 degrees yesterday and it literally started snowing this morning destroy canada

(via jakeenglish)

harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

(via wholockian-at-hogwarts)

amoying:

yeah fucking dumb ass bread

amoying:

yeah fucking dumb ass bread

(Source: bradventuretime, via sillyrabbitsexisforkids)

someinsectscalledthehumanrace:

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for anybody not sure if they want to watch hannibal, i made a handy plot summary for you

get ready to throw things at mads mikkelsen’s face and cry

(via northwardstark)

OTP

(Source: lejazzhot, via lets-play-two)

Kayden’s first time experiencing rain (x)

(Source: tatymaslany, via samlikesdean)