mikasil:

why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????

(via m4ge)

lordclara:

watching spn like

image

(via rosey1634)

dexbonus:

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

CATS

dexbonus:

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

CATS

(via randomfandomteacher)

  • what i actually said: i forgot
  • what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy, via wholockian-at-hogwarts)

catbountry:

stunningpicture:

I was trying to make an epic scene with titans and shit, but got frustrated so I did this instead

#and on that day humanity recieved a drooly reminder

catbountry:

stunningpicture:

I was trying to make an epic scene with titans and shit, but got frustrated so I did this instead

(via m4ge)

phenris:

*raises hand to answer a question in class but teacher calls on someone else*
[cr1tikal voice] alright i guess ill just sit here and fist myself

(via fleshwater)

katara:

seattl-ite:

katara:

I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional

i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable. 

bitch you stink 

(via fleshwater)

ass-man:

What’s Icarus’s favorite kind of food?

Hot wings.

(via fleshwater)

kardashy:

i found my senior quote

kardashy:

i found my senior quote

(via catwife)

cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

(via daydreams-and-dragons)

somewhere-down-the-rabbit-hole:

Welcome to Rapture - Gary Schyman

I still get chills every time I listen to this track.

(via fiercely-aries)

ravenastarte:

When you hear an old song that you liked back then and realized what the lyrics actually mean

ravenastarte:

When you hear an old song that you liked back then and realized what the lyrics actually mean

(via scribble-scratch)

drakeshairline:

tequilaandtiramisu:

A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.

this cartoon works at target clearly

(Source: jarethgonzalez, via rosey1634)

drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

(Source: neptunain, via bow-ties-and-pink-elephants)